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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gang of penguins? A ganguin"
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"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? Unlawful is against the law, whereas illegal is a sick bird. Note: This obviously works better when told than read."
"Writing a book titled ""Understanding women"". The first page will have a real knife & the rest will show you different ways to kill yourself."
"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"
"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."
"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"
"What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?"
"I told my mom I got in trouble at school today for a PDA.... She said, ""For what? Kissing your teacher's ass?"""
"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."
"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"