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Joke of the Day

"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"

"Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally? He was trying to hold the door"

"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"

"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."

"Donald Trump is like the ""Scream"" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror."

"David Cameron that there is a joke all on its own"

"Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs."

"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."

"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"

"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."