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Joke of the Day

"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"

"I visited the ghetto once... Didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded."

"I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt."

"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"

"All my life I've refused to wear perfume. But then an aggressive perfume-salesperson knocked some scents into me."

"Have you heard about... Alex Trebex? His job is in jeopardy."

"I think the problem is that I'm 20% stud and 80% muffin."

"fooling around I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, ""Wait a minute..."""