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Joke of the Day
"My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!"
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"Russia will eat Turkey for thanksgiving this year."
"So I was fucking my sister... ...and she stops me and says, ""Wow you fuck just like Dad."" I said, ""Yeah, that's what Mom tells me."""
"Mermaids: Can't live with them, can't beat them in a potato sack race."
"So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink. I call it Groot beer."
"I saw a sign at a drug rehab center It said ""Keep off the grass"""
"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"Why do T Rexes have such bad anger issues? Because their fathers never hugged them."
"How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!"
"Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? Cuz I would drill that and make a mess"