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Joke of the Day

"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."

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"My girlfriend cheated on me with the Pillsbury dough boy Now she has a yeast infection."
"I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D"
"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"
"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."
"Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? There's too many ears"
"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"I found out something today. You should always stay happy because 'sad' spelled backwards is das. Andd.... das not good."
"A new type of product ! I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"