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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!"
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"It's hotter than A Nazi oven in the summer."
"How did Jesus get so ripped? 39 lashes."
"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"
"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"
"A nurse goes to write something down, reaches into her pocket and takes out a rectal thermometer ""Ugh, some asshole's got my pen!"""
"What has 16 legs and speaks german? Doppelspider"
"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."
"What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason"
"If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul."