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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul."

"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV."

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings. A fiddle has straaangs."

"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""

"A trans-gender asked me how babies were made...so I made it apparent."

"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"

"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."

"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."

"What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!"

"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."