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Joke of the Day
"I lost my rutabaga I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere."
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"I've really got to stop being so anti-semitic... or else I'm going to get audited soon"
"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
"Two homeless guys see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" the other says ""don't you think you should pet him first""."
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this."
"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"
"I just got a 69 on a test.. And the teacher put ""see me after class"" on it... I think I like where this is going ;)"
"This day needs cyanide."
"My calculus professor recently divorced his wife .. .. one day he simply told her ""I'm making a you substitution""."