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Joke of the Day
"What do you call herpes on a scarecrow? A corn on the cob"
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"I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering... I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case..."
"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"
"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."
"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."
"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."
"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
"What is the title of a show where children pawn items? Child Pawnography"