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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"

"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"

"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."

"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"

"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."

"What did the cow with a cold say? Boo"

"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."

"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you."

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."