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Joke of the Day
"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."
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"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."
"Me: What music you into? Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin"
"I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed."
"MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*"
"[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS"
"Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to murder."
"What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen? Rats!"
"A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level... Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued."