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Joke of the Day

"My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk... apparently things got out of hand."

"Did you hear about the cross-eyed carpenter? He *literally* can't even."

"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."

"What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist"

"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."

"guess what? chicken but. lol"

"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."

"I've been thinking about the Reddit rules and I thought of a major flaw [deleted]"

"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."

"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !"