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Joke of the Day

"NEW BASKETBALL IDEA: oblong basketball that gets thrown down a long field-like court. Maybe we tackle the guy who catches it?"

"If you were a dinosaur what would you be? Dead"

"Interrupting Cow Red: Knock Knock Dit: Who's There? Red: Interrupting Cow Dit: Interrupti- Red: MOOOOOOOOOOO"

"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""

"I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship."

"Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert? Cus they are always stuffed."

"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"

"As soon as he clicked on the title... ...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes."

"Johnny Depp has announced that he has a mental issue He has Deppression"

"Two olives are pals, and they're hanging from the tree like they'vebeen for months. Suddenly, one falls to the ground. The remainingone says, ""Are you ok?"" And the other replies, ""Olive!"""