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Joke of the Day

"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"

"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."

"On the way into work I dropped my doughnut on the sidewalk. You read about these things, but never think it'll happen to you."

"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"

"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way I told you!"

"TIFU: By calling a passing play when I should have run the ball. Beast mode rules!"

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless..."

"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."

"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."