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Joke of the Day
"If eHarmony were honest, it would pair some people with a room full of cats."
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"thinking of calling crepes ""frenchiladas"" from now on who's with me"
"Was shopping for a toilet. Sales guy showed me the newest model they had in store. It uploads all my shit to Facebook."
"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"
"i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine"
"[wedding] Priest: repeat after me Groom: after me P: ... [to bride] is he serious Bride: no his name is gary"
"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"
"I wonder if mutes ever sign ""Now that's what I'm talking about!"""
"All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word."
"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in."