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Joke of the Day

"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"

"Camo Bulletd You know, so they do see it coming!"

"Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!"

"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."

"I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride"

"Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?"

"What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly? A fly's teeny weenie."

"Why did the president start the bar fight? So he could pass the bill."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"

"i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel."