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Joke of the Day

"thinking of calling crepes ""frenchiladas"" from now on who's with me"

"I've come to the realisation that I am a hipster. Well, that solved itself."

"My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave. well i'm bad at telling jokes"

"Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."

"Do you know 25% of woman are seeking help for mental issues? That means 75% are not getting the help they need"

"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye? Chicken caesar salad."

"[in church] ""And Jesus, our saviour, died on the cross for your sins."" [vicar points directly at me & entire congregation collectively nods]"

"I guy stumbled into a bar..... ...**OUCH**"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house the car and half of Ken's belongings"