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Joke of the Day
"thinking of calling crepes ""frenchiladas"" from now on who's with me"
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"A good name for a vintage store would be 'Pants Dead People Have Farted In'"
"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""
"Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: ""Your jeans fit like a glove."""
"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a birth certificate? A birth certificate states the sex."
"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."
"What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax? ""I""m arriving, I'm arriving."""
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee"
"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"
"When I smell weed coming from my neighbors house I call him pretending I'm the Mexican Cartel, and accuse him of stealing my drugs."