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Joke of the Day
"I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98."
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"Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing."
"Are there any one word jokes ?"
"I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know thats why im doing it to her!"
"JFK put a man on the moon Obama put a man in a woman's bathroom"
"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"
"I fucked this retarded chick last night I wanted my first time to be special"
"My girlfriend texted me ""helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"" Anybody know what ""ternative"" means?"
"Left handed people can't do anything right. That... that's it. That's the joke. You don't get it? Then you're probably left handed."
"I do most of my lying when I'm trying to get off the phone."