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Joke of the Day

"Left handed people can't do anything right. That... that's it. That's the joke. You don't get it? Then you're probably left handed."

"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Relationship Status: Got put in the friend zone by a succubus playing around on a Ouija board. I can't even get lucky in the spirit world."

"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virginia mobile"

"Feminist are boycotting James Coney Island.. They claim it's all about the wieners"

"What do Syrian refugees eat for breakfast? Syrial!"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue."

"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"