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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the secret cure for everything that the government doesn't want us to know about? Exactly..."

"What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents? Roommates"

"Dr: You have walking pneumonia. Me: That's impossible. Dr: Wha.. Me: I've never walked a day in my life."

"what is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boo-loney :D"

"There was once a man named Devin Who thought his home was heaven He was having some fun But his hands felt numb Bush did 9/11"

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / their like, is this organic? do u hav a vegan option? can u make it with froyo insted"

"Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me."

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."