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Joke of the Day

"I went into a medical shop. ""Have you got anything for irritation?"" ""Yes,"" he said, ""But where exactly?"" I said, ""Fuck knows, you tell me. It's your shop."""

"I only date Chinese women... They are used to seeing tons of red flags"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."

"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"

"What's white and in the men's 100M final? The lines."

"what do you call an American Tardis? a reTardis"

"I shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section."

"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."

"I can't believe my kamikaze joke crashed and burned like that!"