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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"

"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad shooter."

"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"

"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."

"I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?"

"What's the difference between a fruit and a nut? I don't fruit all over your mother's tits."

"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison"

"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."

"Cop: ""Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: ""It's water"" Cop: ""Sir, this is wine"" Me: ""What? Jesus! He did it again!"""

"What's the thin line between love and hate? A condom."