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Joke of the Day
"I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?"
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"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot"
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"
"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
"Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar... Hillary says that she shouldn't buy the drinks because she is Hillary. Bernie says that the drinks should be free for everyone. America dies."
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry? 5"
"How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?"
"What do you call a fortune teller that always predicts happiness for her clients? A hooker with a gimmick"