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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison"
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"My doctor just told me I'm a compulsive liar. Then she gave me a blow job in her office."
"Nokia But it's my Kia"
"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."
"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."
"What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !"
"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."
"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"
"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."