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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad shooter."

"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."

"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"

"""I don't believe in hyperbole,"" she said while consuming an entire horse."

"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny."

"Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'"

"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"

"It was a beautiful day at the beach. .... Three young women with eye-popping racks decided to sunbathe without their bikini tops. .... A cop came along and pinched all six of 'em."

"When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena ."

"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""