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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fruit and a nut? I don't fruit all over your mother's tits."
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"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"
"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."
"What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!"
"Rather than vote, let's all fill out the 29 dimensions of what we want in a president and let eHarmony decide."
"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""
"What's blue and smells like red painting? Blue painting"
"My girlfriend hates my new cologne chloroform... She says it makes her drowsy and gives her a sore ass"
"How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef? Gracias."