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Joke of the Day

"So I asked my friend, ""I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"" Me:""What is he doing now?"" Friend: ""Nothing"" Me: ""But I thought he got the job!?"" Friend: ""Yes he did."""

"Two electrons are having a conversation... Electron 1: Do you know why they call it the XBOX 360? Electron 2: Why? Electron 1: Because when you see it, you spin 360 degrees and walk away!"

"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"Why did the chickens cross the border? Because they were Turkish."

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."

"I've heard reincarnation is making a comeback."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! Merry Christmas sickos! :)"

"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."