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Joke of the Day
"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."
Next Joke
"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."
"[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this"
"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"
"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""
"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"
"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""
"Go to an open house and ask the realtor if they'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside"
"The Exorcist (1973): a child is possessed by a demon. Hilarity ensues."
"When Germans combine words, we get things like ""flutter mouse"" and ""river horse."" When the English do it, we get ""jorts."""