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Joke of the Day

"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."

"I like to stare at a Priest & say ""You wore that same outfit last week"" so he thinks I go to church every week & knows I'm on to his shit."

"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."

"My nephew got me with this one He said ""they've been together for 15 years."" When I asked who, he said ""DEEZ NUTSS"""

"How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?"

"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"

"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."

"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"

"I'm trying to be more daring. Like I'm not smoking crack or stripping, but I diiiiiid just eat an unwashed strawberry so..."