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Joke of the Day

"WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ."

"Hey guys, I think I just got murdered but I'm not sure, and WebMD is like ZERO help."

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."

"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."

"A guy walked into a bar... He said ow."

"People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my senor year."

"Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping? Mu-tents"

"Why was the atom laughing? Because part tickles."

"There's a new male porn star from India. His stage name is Deep Indar!"

"How do you make a horse fast? You take away his food."