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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is kind of like a ninja attack.. They're two things I'll never see coming. (I've never been so proud of myself for writing a joke)"

"How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day? Because Russia was Stalin"

"How to make a girl laugh Step One: ask her out."

"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"

"Q: Two Pretzels were walking down the street. A: One was assaulted."

"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."

"Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat."

"Say you're being attacked by a circus mob. What's the best strategy? Go for the juggler."

"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"

"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"