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Joke of the Day
"OMG... JUST OPENED A CUPBOARD AND ALL MY POSTAGE STAMPS ARE PREGNA- Oh wait, it's Ravioli."
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"My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words... Lazy"
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"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"
"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""
"Have you heard about that new movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
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"It's Saturday.. Turning my give-a-crap-o' meter down... "