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Joke of the Day
"It's like sex while camping.. it's fucking intense"
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"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""
"If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque and reprisal."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"
"The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, ""What's water?"" so she wouldn't feel stupid."
"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"
"want to go to a pet store and pet the guinea pigs. let me see those baked potatos stat. i want to hear the noise they make"
"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"
"Jesus: saw that facebook event ""last supper""... looks good but whys it called the ""last supper"" ? Judas: oh.. No reason really"