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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto? Apparently he's too small to be a dog."
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"It's OK, batteries...no one includes me either."
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"
"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."
"My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice. Five and Alive."
"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."
"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"
"Why do women make such horrible capenters? Because for years men have telling them that |----------------| is 8 inches long."
"Two women are sitting quietly..."
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."