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Joke of the Day

"It's OK, batteries...no one includes me either."

"What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm..."

"Gay deer A gay deer walks out of a bar and says ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks"""

"What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites? Juno"

"""I'm a hoarse whisperer..."" - Batman"

"A taxidermist was asked, ""So what do you do for a living?"" She replied, ""Oh you know... stuff."" - *From Tumblr.*"

"Why are none talking in the ladies sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"

"Kidnapping is the most misleading term ever I've had these kids in my trunk for an hour and I can't get them to stop screaming let alone nap"

"What do you call a bug that vanishes? A non antity."

"[hat shop] OWNER: Sir stop or I'll call the police UNICORN: [surrounded by damaged hats] No one will believe you"