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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"
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"The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10"
"It's find it a tough decision to buy the right mattress... I guess I'll have to sleep on it."
"PC gamers don't take hot showers. They take Steam-y ones."
"According to WebMD, given my symptoms, I died 9 years ago."
"Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president? So women don't get elected."
"My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time."
"I was gonna put on my watch. But I didn't have the time."
"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""
"Banned from Yelp for including ""the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask"" in my Chuck E Cheese review"