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Joke of the Day

"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""

"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."

"Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote."

"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."

"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"

"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."

"I tried... I tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"

"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"

"Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion"