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Joke of the Day

"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."

"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."

"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"

"Every tweet has 140 characters and if some of you learned the difference between it's and its you'd have one to spare."

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor"

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking ""how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."""

"What's the longest word in English? smiles. Because there's a mile between both S."

"Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight."

"Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46? Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!"