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Joke of the Day

"I could tell you a joke about sadomasochism, necrophilia and bestiality... But it'd just be beating a dead horse."

"What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book? Who-dini"

"I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it."

"A Jew, a woman, and a racist walk into a bar. The bartender says ""I bet you thought this was going to be about the elections, didn't you?"""

"People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?"

"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"

"That Awkward Moment That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running..... and you're a boy."

"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"

"Websites that automatically play music are like strangers who try to talk to you on a plane."

"After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took those stupid sunglasses off..."