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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way."
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"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."
"If you drop a brown bear and a white bear into a lake, which one dissolves first? The white one, because it's **Polar**."
"Woman next to me at coffee shop just asked a guy who's farther away to watch her computer for a sec. Devastated."
"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."
"Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye"
"When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance."
"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."
"My friend once told me ""You must be the most pedantic person in the entire world."" ""Third most, actually."""
"Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow."