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Joke of the Day

"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"

"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully, Edward Rockhands"

"For Christmas this year, I decided to go all out and ask Santa for something black and shiny and will go 0 to 300 in 2 seconds. I got a scale."

"What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick? Da-Ta!!"

"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."

"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."

"Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room."

"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."

"Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars."

"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"