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Joke of the Day

"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"

"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"

"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""

"What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.? Hippo-critical."

"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"

"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"

"My kid told me an ""old dead girl"" lives in her room and whispers to her at night. I hope they get along cuz I'm never going in there again."

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"Undertaker: ""What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?"" Wife: ""Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."""

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"