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Joke of the Day
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
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"So Halloween is fast approaching... Where I can get one of those cool Guy Fieri masks that all the anarchists are wearing?"
"When God made me he was just showing of"
"7: Dad, why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check? Me: I don't know but she needs you to hold on to it until the 15th."
"I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands."
"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"
"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"
"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."
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"""that's the power of German engineering"" is a great slogan for your product if you're selling fear"