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Joke of the Day

"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."

"Did you hear about the ghost who got put in prison? He was charged with possession."

"Sometimes a man has needs that can't be fulfilled in the home. [goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up."

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"

"Will the new Apple car have windows? No. And it won't have a jack either."

"What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus? Cactus has little pricks on the outside"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite holiday? Cinco De Porto!"

"Why do Africans get scared when they get diarrhea? Because they think they are melting...."

"Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? It's really sweeping the nation"