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Joke of the Day
"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."
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"What do you call a valley girl giving a blowjob for louis vuittons? Head over heels"
"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"
"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""
"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"
"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"
"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried & then she hugged me."
"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"
"What sexual position produces the ugliest babies? Go ask your mother."