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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."

"Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is black."

"My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours. I said, ""Why are you so upset? It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."""

"My gf went to the beauty parlor and got a Brazilian. Nothing extreme, just punched her."

"[food naming committee] ... Ok. Cow? - Beef Ground up? - Burger Great. Pig? - Pork Baked & sliced? - Ham Super! Deer? - Venison Fish? - Fish"

"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hungry."

"Had to pick my son up from school today He got caught being wanked off under the desk by someone in his class for the 3rd time this week! I said ""son, maybe teaching isn't the job for you!"""

"What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken? Just the tiger"

"Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit's dick."

"Why is my hand 11 inches long? Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!"