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Joke of the Day

"I figured those penguins would thrive in our freezer but no."

"If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight."

"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."

"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"

"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"

"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""

"Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind."""

"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Then it will be the first time a white billionaire moves into government subsidized housing after a black family moved out. Edit: Billionaire"