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Joke of the Day

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Then it will be the first time a white billionaire moves into government subsidized housing after a black family moved out. Edit: Billionaire"

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."

"Two quick jokes How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW! How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!"

"What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking."

"How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head? When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up"

"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."

"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"

"What is black, heavy, and can't swim? A grand piano."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."

"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."