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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"

"Q: How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? A: They are both up to something."

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !"

"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"

"How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same."

"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."

"This could just be the coffee talking but AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *lights car on fire*"

"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What type of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"

"I so want to be in a relationship. I want to account for everything I do. Answer to someone when I come home late. And get dragged over the coals for not calling a hundred times a day."