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Joke of the Day

"What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!"

"What starts with ""c"" and ends with ""unt"" cunt."

"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"

"What is a pirate's favorite drink? The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)"

"Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone? She got hit by a bus."

"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"

"My friends are like ""hey come camping with us this weekend"" & I'm like ""I can't, I have to get new friends"""

"I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long."

"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."

"""Doctor"" said the patient ""I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"" ""How long have you had this problem?"" the doctor asked. ""Lest's see"" said the patient ""Mom had the litter in '41"