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Joke of the Day
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
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"A woman asked me if I had a cigarette. ""Yes..."" I said, ""But what about your baby?"" She said, ""Oh no. He doesn't smoke."""
"Life teachings Q: What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in? A: Learning from your mistakes."
"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."
"Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us....."
"Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest."
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."
"How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie."
"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."