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Joke of the Day

"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."

"Press 1 for English Press 2 For Spanish Press 1 or 2 for Indian"

"I wonder if this conversation ever took place.. - Jesus, what is that over there? - Don't hang me up on it, but I think it's a cross."

"The early bird needs to shut the fcuk up."

"What do you call a group of cows robbing a Skyscraper? A high-steaks mission."

"Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!"

"I spent 96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein. It was the grater of two evils."

"I wonder who coined the term money."

"Lance Armstrong interviewed before a competition - How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France? - I'm gonna give 110%"

"You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones."