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Joke of the Day

"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."

"My new year resolution is 1024x768."

"When I was a kid, I knocked out the power in my house. Mom said it was just a phase."

"Time I spend listening to music 54 seconds. Time I spend untangling headphones 17 minutes"

"I have a lettuce stuck up my ass But it's just the tip of the iceberg."

"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"

"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"

"I once got a d in school. It was degrading."

"My tombstone will read: If You Don't Know Me By Now, You Will Never Ever Ever Know Me."

"I've just bought that new Lynx deodorant breadcrumb edition. The birds can't get enough of me!"