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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a detective novel about eskimos? Whodinuit"
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"If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone ""I'll see you later"" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out."
"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"
"What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back."
"We get it poets: things are like other things"
"I can fake my way through most conversations with my kids if I just look up from my phone every time they stop talking and say ""no."""
"I hesitate to make fun of ""Canadian bacon,"" because I know they'll eventually play the ""American cheese"" card."
"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"
"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."
"How does a booze thief make you feel better? He lifts your spirits."